Mike declares it’s time for a new political rebrand—officially dubbing the left the Democrat Socialist Party. With top Democrats endorsing self-described socialist Zohran Mamdani, Mike argues the mask is off: the party of JFK has become the party of Karl Marx. He reacts to Hakeem Jeffries’ endorsement, AOC’s full-throated support, and Ben Ferguson’s blunt warning that socialism’s rise in New York may spell long-term political disaster for Democrats nationwide. Plus, Mike offers his trademark humor while sharing his own “progressive lens” crisis—and why two magnolia trees at the White House somehow became headline news.